|Oscar host Billy Crystal, before and after the hair plugs|
The Beast also advocated for Neil Patrick Harris to host but I'll take Crystal for now. He's Mister Showbiz, rises to these occasions and you know he will do some sort of silent movie montage a la The Artist. Look also for some joke about The Descendants related to testicles.
This is Crystal's ninth turn hosting the Oscars, second only to Bob Hope who put on the tux 19 times. Eddy Murphy was supposed to do it before everyone realized what an insane idea that was.
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